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“The Master in the art of living makes little distinction between his work and his play, his labor and his leisure, his mind and his body, his education and his recreation, his love and his religion. He hardly knows which is which. He simply pursues his vision of excellence in whatever he does, leaving others to decide whether he is working or playing. To him he is always doing both.”

Friday, August 13, 2010

Joke of the Day: Diamond Bracelet

A lady walks into Tiffany & Co. She looks around, spotting a beautiful diamond bracelet. As she leans over to inspect it, she unexpectedly farts.

Embarrassed, she looks around to see if anyone noticed and hopes no one was close enough to hear. As she turns around, her nightmare materializes as a sales person is now standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber, he greets the lady with "Good day, how may I help you today?"

Blushing, she says "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"

Without missing a beat, he replies "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price!"

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