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Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Joke of the day: Difference between Potentially and Realistically

A boy comes home from school one day and tell his father, "Dad, for homework tonight we are supposed to learn the difference between potentially and realistically".

The boys father thinks for a second and says to the boy,"Ok son, go ask your mom if she would sleep with the mail man for a milion dollars".

The boy runs down the hall and returns a moment later and says, "Mom said she would".

The father then says, "Ok, go up stairs and ask your sister the same question".

The boy does and returns back and says, "She said yes too".

The father then says, "You see son, potentially we are sitting on 2 million bucks here, but the sad reality is we are just living with a couple of high dollar hookers".

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